UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Shack-Sleep

You fall asleep in the shack, only to be approached by a middle-aged gunman.

SO IT'S YOU, JOHN, THE ASBOWAAT GUY! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SLEEPING IN ALL MY FATHER'S SHACKS! HE BUILT THESE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, THAT'S WHY THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!

"Wait, who are you?"

I AM THE MIGHTY ZEPTO BIBLICAL-WHATEVER-SOMETHING, BUT EVERYONE CALLS ME... DARE I SAY IT, BIG MOCCASIN BILLY, AND I'M SICK OF IT!

THEY ALL NEED TO FUCKING STOP!

The "STOP!" seriously damaged your ears.

I DON'T WANT FOUL ASBOWAATSPAWN LIKE YOU TO TAINT MY FATHER'S FINE CRAFTMANSHIP.

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO...

STOP!!!

He yelled "STOP!" so loudly that not just your ears, but your entire head, exploded.

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