UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SeattlePublicBathroom

You hide inside a public bathroom. The walls are covered in graffiti. Unfortunately, right there, sitting on the toilet, is a police penguin. Worse yet, it's Penguin #2, the cruelest, bloodthirstiest and most chaotic of the bunch.

AT THIS POINT, OFFICER PINGUINI DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU I DO TO YOU! PREPARE TO FINALLY DIE, UNLICENSED MOCCASIN POSSESSOR (among other things!)

First, the penguin beats you up with his bat. While you're bleeding on the ground with a few broken bones, the penguin shoots you in the palms, the belly, and the feet. He then jumps on your Mpregnant belly for five minutes, until the baby comes shooting out of your anus ('tis how Mpreg works, I assume.) He finally ties you to a tree and whacks you like a piñata until you explode.

Talk about police brutality...

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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