UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Seatachikanlol

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See that burning speck? That's you! Isn't that amazing?

Did you really think you could get past the security system? Are you a fucking idiot? A hoser, as the nearby Canadians would say?

Well, you try to sneak onto a flight to Ketchikan, but you hear this:

DUE TO THE T.S.A., TRANSPORTATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION REGULATIONS, ALL UNCHECKED PASSENGERS WILL BE THROWN INTO THE UNDERGROUND LAVA PIT. YES, THE SAME UNDERGROUND LAVA PIT THAT WE THROW UNCHECKED BAGGED INTO.

Well, sure enough, the security guards find you, and throw you into the lava pit. You didn't know that that was legal in Washington, but don't get any ideas.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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