UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SealTalkIcyWater

You approach a seal. Let's see what the seal has to say about what lies ahead.

BLAAH, <insert name here>!!! <insert name here> blarb haagh? Blarb <insert name here> aaagh, blarb Yakutat haaagh- <insert name here> Yakutat haagh!

This one is a bit friendlier than most seals you've encountered...

You may:

• Continue dragging your kayak over the frozen ocean