UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Schism

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You press the weird red "BLOOD IS FUEL" button. Suddenly, the boat starts up again and starts driving on its own. It then stops with the panel next to your steering wheel saying "MORE FUEL NEEDED".

You then hear weird noises, as if a lot of stuff was crushed inside of your boat somewhere. You then take a look and see that the boat is sucking fish into its engine in order to convert their blood into fuel. However, you lean yourself a bit too far over the railing and fall into the sea, and before you know it you are also sucked into the engine and converted into boat juice.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

There's a reason some buttons say "DO NOT PRESS", you know...

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