UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Satan

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WELCOME TO SATAN'S OUTPOST

He kinda just... chills here?

Welcome to Satan's Outpost. Y'know, even though Satan seems like a good guy, in his outpost, he still tortures people. Very inhumane. So practically, you're in a torturer's outpost. But, at least it's still comfortable. It's kinda like being best friends with a psychopath, but that friend still gives you good company.

...Right, your in Satan's Outpost. So even though Satan wants to chill there with you (probably to steal your soul, he's become an alcoholic selfish drunk), you still need to go to Ketchikan. "Yeah, I've gone through several trials and tribulations before—why is this place any different???" You may be asking.

That's a good question. Well, the first answer to that question is: "Yeah, y—yeah." The second answer is WELCOME TO THE HIGHWAY OF HELL.

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