UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Sampoask

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Alavuotto_village%2C_Finland.jpgTowns, and by extension people, are truly hard to come by in the cold wasteland of Pohjola. But fortunately, thanks to your ability to fly, you do manage to find a town... one with a whopping population of 58.

Nobody in the town can understand any language but Didarasq, but after a few bottles of booze, you become able to speak Didarasq fluently.

But when you ask where the Sampo is, everyone gets all defensive, except for one guy who really hates the witch-queen Louhi way more than he has any right to (literally).

The Sampo, as it turns out, is being hidden in some random hole in the ground.

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