UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SOS

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You make a big "SOS" out of moccasins. Fortunately, someone finds you and comes down to get you in an helicopter. Unfortunately, that someone is the Moccasin Police. What the hell do they think they're doing? They're literally in Moccasinia, of all places.

Penguin #2: "YOU'RE FUCKED, THERE'S NO POINT RESISTING BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO SHOOT YOU, ANYWAY!"

Penguin #3: "Can't we just arrest this guy?"

Penguin #1: "Alright…" *pulls out lines like he's in an elementary school play* "Alright, so… you're under arrest for… well, something, at least."

Penguin #2: "THAT MEANS WE CAN SHOOT HIM!"

Penguin #3: "There's no way it does."

Penguin #4: ………

Penguin #2: "HOW ABOUT I DO ANYWAY?" *pulls out gun*


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