UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/RunMoxin

Whatchya gonna do when they come for you?

You run down the halls. The sound of your feet lets the Moccapatrol know exactly where you are, so they come running after you… you've been cornered. One of them shouts in Moccasinian something complicated that you don't understand: "Moçsaláppasyn macalápassín Møcaʂsonédetucašyn! A-mœcchaþine möícastyn n'moçsnyñsk mµcäsän. Na'a'moicastiñi ccasinimoc moçgazzn!" You recognise the first sentence vaguely as trying to pronounce something in Aracuan, but are utterly stumped as to the rest.

You may:

• Fight back
• Climb in a vent because you're feeling sussy
• Pull out your penis and manually stretch it to be 12 inches long