UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/RegularSeaweed

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It's a bad day to be Kelpman.

You tell Kelp that what he had on his head earlier wasn't kelp, just regular brown seaweed. He then freaks out.

MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE! MAMA TOLD ME THAT I WAS SPECIAL, SHE SAID I WAS DESTINED TO BECOME THE GOD OF THE SEA! SO LET ME GUESS, ALL THE FISH AND SEALS AND WHALES AND OTTERS ALWAYS FOLLOWED MY ORDERS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO PUT UP WITH ALL MY CRAZY SHIT? AAAAAGH!

– Kelpman

You run off towards the sea while Kelpman sobs. You then hop back into the Glorbus and make a run, err… a swim, well, a boat ride, for it.

Head towards Kayak Island

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