UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ReasonRun

You run from whatever the fuck might be waiting for you. It seems that, well, nothing is around. I guess the zombie OPOSSUMs just don't go up here. Well, you thought that nothing was around... until...

I AM REASON! FEEL MY WRATH AND MOAN.

The "reason" has appeared! And before you could escape, it choked you in the hole of its O.