UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Pyramid2

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You enter the pyramid of Māqhāšin, only to find out that it is a giant public bathroom. Some guy sees you peeing in there and says:

"Hey, <insert name here>, er… John. I know who you are. I can see your whole past. I know that you came here from a town in the U.S. state of California called OJAI. I know that you got to Moccasinia via a train that was destroyed at the border. Yeah, I have psychic powers that only work on moccasins. But most importantly, I know that you once defeated Luna by being turned to liquid then hardening in her digestive tract. So, you're looking for Luna again, right?

Yep.