UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/PrinceOfWalesRest

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You pull over on the side of the road to rest. Unfortunately, you are greeted by a large army of creatures of all varieties that ever existed or could exist. Olulas, Grues, wet trout, Aracuans, rabid meese, and so forth. No use trying to fight them.

A moccasin creature, likely the cousin of the moccasin creature you encountered earlier, comes to avenge its fellow. After yelling something in Moccasinian, all the other moccasin creatures in the horde charge at you and break into your van. You're smothered in living moccasins.


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