UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Possumcorpsesearch

TSE TUNG!

You search for the corpses of zombie OPOSSUMs. But that's what zombies are, you dipshit! They literally are corpses, retard!

When you suddenly realized this obvious fact, you began to holler about how stupid you are, and how even a cheese grater likely has a higher IQ than you. Your yelling did, in fact, alert a few zombie OPOSSUMs.

Now these were, in fact, veterans of the first Zombie OPOSSUM-Aracuan War from ASBOPAAT, so they could turn you into an Aracuan Bird simply by touching you.

𝕊𝕃𝔸ℙℙ𝔸𝕃𝕃𝔸ℙℙ𝔸 𝕃𝔸ℙℙ𝔸𝕃𝕃𝔸ℙℙ𝔸 ℂ𝔸ℂ𝔸𝕋𝕆ℕ𝔼𝔻𝕀𝕋𝕌ℂ𝔸ℕ!

You may:

• Recover from your horrible disease
• Restart
• Quit