UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/PortalGun

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You look around for a portal gun, because the Kake is a lie. Somehow, you actually find one. By creating two portals, one on the floor and one on the ceiling, you begin to inifnitely fall and reach terminal velocity. You then try to use this momentum you've obtained to slingshot yourself in the direction of Ketchikan, but you end up flying into a cliff face instead.

SPLAT!


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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