UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/PortProtection

Due to Alaska's sheer lawlessness, you can get arrested for practically nothing at all here, but you can get away with just about everything.

This prison is no Alcatraz, But it is called Port Protection for a reason. Well, the guys who escaped Alcatraz back in '62 were absolute masters of trickery and craftiness. You, on the other hand, are just some random fucker. You'll have to be at least somewhat clever in order to escape this place.

You may:

• Discuss escape plans with inmates
• Try to create a homemade bomb
• Summon demons
• Try to dig out the vents with spoons like they did in Alcatraz
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