UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/PoWIslandPickupSteal

You attempt to steal a vehicle of some sort. Jacking vehicles is a specialty of yours. Sure enough, some stupid fucker left his car keys on the literal ground, right next to his crusty old pickup truck. The dude must've thought:

"Nobody's gonna try and steal my keys, this is Alaska, nobody lives here."

Well, you're here to steal that dude's keys and his truck...

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