UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Penguinpolice
You call the penguin police, who show up in Tehachapi in a matter of minutes.
Penguin #1: "Hey, you, John and "John". We've been looking for both of you! You're both under arrest. At least one of you must be guilty of identity theft and unauthorized possession of moccasins. The other one… he's done… uhh… Officer Pinguini, get me that list of accusations you have there. Both of these boys are at least gonna be on trial."
Officer Pinguini (the third penguin:) "Uhh… the list is too damn long."
Penguin #2: "PUT YOUR HANDS UP, PUNKS! DO NOT RESIST! OR WE'LL FORCE OUR GIANT PENGUIN COCKS UP YOUR ASSES!"
Penguin #4: *stares silently*
You and your impersonator are both chained up and incarcerated without a trial, because the Penguin Police do whatever the fuck they want. Corruption shmorruption.
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