UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Out2Sea

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"Your kayak stinks." -The otter, probably

Welcome to the fjords! A curious sea otter approaches you, sniffs your kayak, then leaves in disgust. What a warm welcome.

You're a decent kayaker, but you know that the waters of Alaska are highly dangerous. You may: