UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/OlympiaSBURB
You begin to launch the game, SBURB. Although unrelated to the game, you now must follow the rules of having a SYLLADEX, and having to CAPTCHALOCK your items. Don't worry, Although those words sound insane, it's just fancy words to describe an INVENTORY.
Also, you're both playing as the GOD and PLAYER of this game. You know that there's an actual word to describe the one controlling the house, but who cares.
For the sake of not making this turn into a complicated hell-hole comparable to The Longest Day (game), explanations for everything will be present. Don't worry, even though I'm sounding like this is so, so, complicated, it's not that bad! Or maybe it's because I've read 2000 pages of Homestuck...
Oh, and don't worry, a meteor won't hit your current location at 3000 miles per hour. That's like, 3000 miles per hour.
Oh, and also don't worry, this won't be long. I think.
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