UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/OlulaOPOSSUM

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You call the angry Olula "OPOSSUM". It stops and looks at you for a second, then yells something that makes all the other Olulas angry at you as well.

Ok so, quick fun fact here: Olulas hate being compared to or mistaken for OPOSSUMs. There have been many theories as to why this is the case, but the leading one is that OPOSSUMs are more dominant predators in their ecosystem, which is mostly the same as the Olulas. Considering the newfound discovery of Olulas being able to understand human language semi-well (just like the OPOSSUMs) and the fact that they are extremely short-tempered and aggressive, I have no doubts that this is the case. All of this is to say that you should not, under any circumstances, say the word "OPOSSUM" anywhere near an Olula, let alone thousands of them. Your life might be on the line if you do.

This is all great knowledge that probably could've gone on the previous page. Alas, it is too late now.


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