UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/OldSeal
An old, blind seal cringes at your smell. This is the Seal Shaman, and despite his blindness, he can see what all other seals cannot, and he can instill thoughts and concepts inexplicable in the Sealese language within your head.
You will never even think that you've heard a word from him, yet he can make himself understood perfectly to speakers of any language on Earth (or anywhere else.)
Despite your limited knowledge of Sealese, the Seal Shaman is able to telepathically tell you the following:
"I already know well, just from my senses, that you have arrived here from the human universe. Mr. Glargh, guardian of the Seal Dimension, must have let you in. Unlike the fools who surround me, I can tell you that the Great Idol is not a god, but a vessel for communications with the two ancient ancestors of all pinnipeds, K’algyash and Tłitkane. Yes, that's right, all seals are a product of incest."
"And I also already know well that you are using the Seal Dimension as a shortcut to Juneau. In order to get there, you must enter the sea. Follow the instructions of any souls you encounter there, and the journey will be relatively safe."
You thank the Seal Shaman for his advice. Feeling stronger than before, you head straight for the sea.
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