UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/NotFarmCar

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You head down the road towards a town called Hollis, from which you could easily find a way to Ketchikan itself and end this shit. Depending on which weapon you chose previously, you may have a fairly easy time getting to Hollis, or this drive might be a pain in the ass.

You chose your fucking fists. Let's see what shall become of you.

A ROGUE MOCCASIN APPEARS! IT'S CHASING AFTER YOUR VAN!

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