UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/NakedIsland

This is a picture of the nude dude before he left for this island. We decline to show you his whole body.

You are now on Naked Island. The small island's sole inhabitant is a completely naked man. How does he survive the Alaskan winter without any clothes at all?

He doesn't.

He's part of a suicidal cult… there's a different man on the island each year.

You may:

• Talk to the naked man
• Take a look at the fires in the distance
• Approach the Flying Spaghetti Nails