UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/NailRainier

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800px-Mount_Rainier_from_west.jpg "Mount Rainier, huh? Like this one? You call this mountain rainy? Well, you're headed towards Ketchikan, aren't you? Well, over there, the mountains over there will be far rainier than this jagged wart of rock. And, come to think of it…"

YOU DIDN'T EVEN CLIMB RAINIER! YOU WERE ON THAT OTHER ONE… SAINT- SAINT HELENS!

"Boy, you really are mad as my cousin. Your lunacy is far too great to survive in Alaska. So I shall STABBY STAB STAB STAB STAB YOU :3!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪"

And yet I use knife emojis even though I very clearly stabbed you to death with my own nails.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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