UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/NailMoose

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"Sub-zero raw moose with Arctic char sashimi and bowhead whale skin, that's a good dinner, one of my favorites, actually. Unfortunately, you have just revealed that you are in fact, NOT a psychic. That makes you a liar and a disgrace to the Prince William Sound. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"

NOW, I MUST MURDER YOU WITH MY NAILS!!!


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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