UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/NailKingSalmon

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HOLY CRAP!

You really are a psychic!

Fried king salmon with roasted ptarmigan and cloudberry jam? That's exactly what I ate for dinner last night.

It was OK, but it wasn't the best dinner I'd ever had. The ptarmigan didn't get along all that great with the cloudberry jam… but you fucking guessed it. Perhaps… only perhaps… I should stop underestimating the potential of mortal beings such as you.

"Well, Tatitlek's right over there, it'll be easy to get there by kayak from here," states the Nails.

(He clearly hasn't realized how sore your arms have become from all this paddling.)

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