UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/NailCacatone
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You answer, "CACATONEDITUCAN!" The Flying Spaghetti Nails gives you a look that only a writhing heap of twisted metal bolts with eyes could give you.
"YOU DARE SPEAK IN THE LANGUAGE OF THE ARACUANS?"
"As much as I hate Ketchimormons…[1] I must side with them in the war against the Arctic Aracuans, those unholy fowl are ruining Alaska!!"
Oh, and I almost forgot, you failed the quiz. Now you shall be stabby stab stabbed. >:3🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
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- ↑ (Those filthy blasphemers, almost as heretical as Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavic pagans and Reddit atheists! Besides, TRUE evangelicals bow only to ME!! Yes, God may have visited the continent of North America, but that is only because I am the ONE TRUE GOD, and I dwell right here in the Sound.)