UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/NailAdams

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"You say you've climbed Mount Adams recently, huh? You mean this mountain here? In my twelve million and some-odd years, I've never even heard of such a place. Damn the far south, I've never understood it… "

"WAIT… you came here from EVEN FURTHER SOUTH?"

"Some place called "Oh-Jay?" Like O. J. Simpson? Indeed, I was the one who convinced him to… uhh… do it."

You give him a rather strange look.

"You know what? You annoy me. And besides, I know that you didn't climb Mount Adams. I can see your past, as well as the fact that you are probably developing dementia."

Anyway, DIE!!!


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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