UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/MoveZig

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WHAT HAPPEN!
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You move "Zig" for great justice. Unfortunately, you crash the "Zig", due to having no idea how to fly it. Luckily, you survive, stranded about three miles west Cordova.

You find an abandoned speedboat, with the word "GLORBUS" emblazoned in red paint upon its hull. It appears to be low on fuel.

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