UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/MooseRun

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Ain't no way you'll make it out alive.

You try to run as fast as you can, but the beast is simply faster. You charge down the road towards Ketchikan, and it follows.

The moose inevitably catches up and knocks you over with one butt from its antlers. It then proceeds to trample you for about fifteen minutes- you're surprised that you lasted so long under its hooves.

Finally, it's time for the moose to finish you. While you're left struggling and unable to move, the moose sucks your entire body into its mighty flaring nostrils, then shits out your bones only a few seconds later.


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