UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/MooseFight

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Can a moose laugh? It appears not.

Logic be damned- you've chosen to fight the moose. Do we even need to explain why this was a bad idea? Well, this moose seems to believe that fighting isn't as fun when its opponent also wants to fight. So the moose immediately surrenders, then lies down to take a nap. You're safe!

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