UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/MoccasinCurse

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You begin to chant:

"M̸͖̠̆ớ̶̧̨̰̘͙͍͕̠͒̀̀̾̐̾̌͆͘͠q̵̨̳͎͙͎̬͖̼͍̳̹̭̣̽̌͊͋͜k̴̡̳͉̦͎̱͔͇͓̘̠͙͋̓̐͐͋̆̏̐̕à̵̧̰̤͇͚̘͉̰͓̘͍̰̂͊̍̐̋̈́͒̐͒̌́̆͝ś̸̡̜̪̣̬̥̲̰̩̞́̃̃̆͊̄̇̌̈́̍̉͐͠͠ï̸̡̡̛̺̮̺̞͇̘̬͓̹͉̼̓͑̀̐̍̄͝n̶̢͍̯̹̮̬͖̻̮̓̒̾͗̓̍͗̂̎̾̃̑̀̇͠ͅ ̴̘̞̮̤̥̈́̅̉̇̉̐̍́ḿ̶̢̡̦̻̰͕̭̤̦̞̭̰̱̗̝̅̐̈́̐̏̍̒̆͐͆̍͌̚͝ủ̵̘̞̲̩͕̬͇̲͚͔̓͐́̀̎̄͊̚c̴̢̯͇̼̯͋̊̓̆̍̾̈́̍̋̏̇͘̚͝ă̶̡̛͎̯̹̣̫̣̺̰̩̜̙̰̞͑͌̍̀͆̏̌͒͐͘͜͠á̴̪̣̊͗̑̐̽͗̏̊̈͑͆ş̴̢̨̞̗͈̩͓́̍̋̊͆̈̈̅̅̈́̄̕ȩ̸͙̪̠̰͍̦̝͚̄̏͗̋̄͊̔̃̌̚̕͠ñ̵̨͔̞̤͚͇͉̰̤͈̲̉̈̽̚͝ ̴̠̠͖͎̱̅̓̿̌͊̃̓̿̚͝m̵̨̭̠͈͔͔̱̗̣̮̗̑̀̑ö̵̩̰̜̮̯̻̖͉̥̦̖̗̓ͅͅķ̶̭̥̩͈̩͇̭̩͎͇̺̠̪̬̂̍͗̐̆́͜ä̷̢͙̫̮̜̫̳͖̙̝͈̜͕̾̈́̽͌̌̓̒̎̒̃̄̌̍̃ş̴̭̳̳͒̅̊̍͗̄͂͋͊͘ỉ̸̧͇͇̳̜͈̂͝͝ͅṅ̶̡̯̃̉̈́̽̽͊͂͠ ̵̠͕̫̏̊̿͆͗́̉̿̓͗͊͋͘͝m̴̥͚͙̤̌͐̽̉̎̽̒͂͜å̸̢̝̤͍̻̲͇̩̥̐͌̄̇͋̒̔́̚͜͝a̴̡̧̢͔͔̬̮̠̟̺̬͑̀̀͑͂͑̉̈́̑̒͘̕͜ͅͅḳ̸̝͖̯͓͍̦͚͒͒̉͊̒̄̈̾a̸̼̜͙̞̱̼͇͇͍̽̈̏̑̀̉͗s̶̛͔̆̈́͑ŷ̶̛̳̼̤̠͔͕̲̜̥̳̬̰̹̀͑̈́̀͊̈́͑͂̐̇̔͒͋͘n̶̹̣̣̭̦̤͖͉̋̍͜͠ ̶͍̖̻̘̦̰͙̯̽͒̃̾̕͜m̸̢̯̪͈̞̬͕̱͕̙̤̏̓͌̃̾͒͑́̓̀͜͜͠͝ổ̸̡̨̼̹͇̥̟͇̞̫͒̈̉͋̊̐͂̚͝ͅc̶̡͓̯̩̟̖̫͔͙̫̳̞͋̊̆̀̂̐̌̍̾͒͒̚̕͠ͅc̴̠̠͚̽͑͐͒͐͘͘ā̴̧̨̛̖͎̙̼͈̫̲̤͖͕̺̻̾̈̽́̃͆̈́̈̊̀̚ß̴̨̝̠̘̱͎̲̺̙̲̻̐̔̉͋̕i̶͍̓͆i̵̥̣̘̫̻̝̙̲̰͌̐͋̊͌̓̓͘n̴̻͎̅́͗͂͂̂̎̓̚!

M̸͖̠̆ớ̶̧̨̰̘͙͍͕̠͒̀̀̾̐̾̌͆͘͠q̵̨̳͎͙͎̬͖̼͍̳̹̭̣̽̌͊͋͜k̴̡̳͉̦͎̱͔͇͓̘̠͙͋̓̐͐͋̆̏̐̕à̵̧̰̤͇͚̘͉̰͓̘͍̰̂͊̍̐̋̈́͒̐͒̌́̆͝ś̸̡̜̪̣̬̥̲̰̩̞́̃̃̆͊̄̇̌̈́̍̉͐͠͠ï̸̡̡̛̺̮̺̞͇̘̬͓̹͉̼̓͑̀̐̍̄͝n̶̢͍̯̹̮̬͖̻̮̓̒̾͗̓̍͗̂̎̾̃̑̀̇͠ͅ ̴̘̞̮̤̥̈́̅̉̇̉̐̍́ḿ̶̢̡̦̻̰͕̭̤̦̞̭̰̱̗̝̅̐̈́̐̏̍̒̆͐͆̍͌̚͝ủ̵̘̞̲̩͕̬͇̲͚͔̓͐́̀̎̄͊̚c̴̢̯͇̼̯͋̊̓̆̍̾̈́̍̋̏̇͘̚͝ă̶̡̛͎̯̹̣̫̣̺̰̩̜̙̰̞͑͌̍̀͆̏̌͒͐͘͜͠á̴̪̣̊͗̑̐̽͗̏̊̈͑͆ş̴̢̨̞̗͈̩͓́̍̋̊͆̈̈̅̅̈́̄̕ȩ̸͙̪̠̰͍̦̝͚̄̏͗̋̄͊̔̃̌̚̕͠ñ̵̨͔̞̤͚͇͉̰̤͈̲̉̈̽̚͝ ̴̠̠͖͎̱̅̓̿̌͊̃̓̿̚͝m̵̨̭̠͈͔͔̱̗̣̮̗̑̀̑ö̵̩̰̜̮̯̻̖͉̥̦̖̗̓ͅͅķ̶̭̥̩͈̩͇̭̩͎͇̺̠̪̬̂̍͗̐̆́͜ä̷̢͙̫̮̜̫̳͖̙̝͈̜͕̾̈́̽͌̌̓̒̎̒̃̄̌̍̃ş̴̭̳̳͒̅̊̍͗̄͂͋͊͘ỉ̸̧͇͇̳̜͈̂͝͝ͅṅ̶̡̯̃̉̈́̽̽͊͂͠ ̵̠͕̫̏̊̿͆͗́̉̿̓͗͊͋͘͝m̴̥͚͙̤̌͐̽̉̎̽̒͂͜å̸̢̝̤͍̻̲͇̩̥̐͌̄̇͋̒̔́̚͜͝a̴̡̧̢͔͔̬̮̠̟̺̬͑̀̀͑͂͑̉̈́̑̒͘̕͜ͅͅḳ̸̝͖̯͓͍̦͚͒͒̉͊̒̄̈̾a̸̼̜͙̞̱̼͇͇͍̽̈̏̑̀̉͗s̶̛͔̆̈́͑ŷ̶̛̳̼̤̠͔͕̲̜̥̳̬̰̹̀͑̈́̀͊̈́͑͂̐̇̔͒͋͘n̶̹̣̣̭̦̤͖͉̋̍͜͠ ̶͍̖̻̘̦̰͙̯̽͒̃̾̕͜m̸̢̯̪͈̞̬͕̱͕̙̤̏̓͌̃̾͒͑́̓̀͜͜͠͝ổ̸̡̨̼̹͇̥̟͇̞̫͒̈̉͋̊̐͂̚͝ͅc̶̡͓̯̩̟̖̫͔͙̫̳̞͋̊̆̀̂̐̌̍̾͒͒̚̕͠ͅc̴̠̠͚̽͑͐͒͐͘͘ā̴̧̨̛̖͎̙̼͈̫̲̤͖͕̺̻̾̈̽́̃͆̈́̈̊̀̚ß̴̨̝̠̘̱͎̲̺̙̲̻̐̔̉͋̕i̶͍̓͆i̵̥̣̘̫̻̝̙̲̰͌̐͋̊͌̓̓͘n̴̻͎̅́͗͂͂̂̎̓̚!"

You believe, in ancient Moccasinian, this means:

"Cursed be the masquerader, soon shall he perish!

Cursed be the masquerader, soon shall he perish!"

You probably should have paid more attention in the Ancient Moccasinian course you took back in high school.

An ancient moccasin spirit approaches you and tells you that what you actually said means:

"He who wears someone else's moccasins curses at you, soon shall he parachute!

"He who wears someone else's moccasins curses at you, soon shall he parachute!

You fall on the ground and laugh, giving the impostor John a good chance to stab your face.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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