UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/MetlaKayak1

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Status

Risk of freezing to death: Watch out! (60% safe)

Chance of starvation: EXTREME! (22% safe)

Remaining water supply: Plenty, but it's all salty.

Chance of kayak sinking: Satisfactory. (100% safe)

Moccasin luck factor: 0%

Defense against intruders level: CODE RED! (10% safe)

Supplies

Nada!

Time: 11:00 AM --- Distance to Ketchikan: 12.5 mi. / 20 km. --- Temperature: 40°F / 4°C

You're almost there!
The Harbor

You're off on a wonderful maritime journey! A wonderful journey that will likely end in you drowning or being blown to bits by Aracuan missiles!



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