UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Meow!

This cat might have heard the voice as well. Wait, can it understand English? Are cats listening to our every word? Are they plotting to eat the human race?

In your best feline accent, you tell the cat:

MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!

Well, in Cat-ese,

MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!

means:

"I'm going to start a war in Rwanda and penetrate your ass with a giant Cheeto! What? Relax you pussy, it's called dark humor!"

The cat then ate your face. No, that's also shitty poorly-executed dark humor as well. Barely even qualifies as dark humor. Actually, spoiler, it really did eat your face.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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