UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Meow!

This cat might have heard the voice as well. Wait, can it understand English? Are cats listening to our every word? Are they plotting to eat the human race?

In your best feline accent, you tell the cat:

MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!

Well, in Cat-ese,

MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!

means:

"I'm going to start a war in Rwanda and penetrate your ass with a giant Cheeto! Well, just kidding, but you know, I want to 666 a FOUR-EYES... just for the FAGGOT!"

The cat then literally eats your face because it's that kind of easily-offended, useless, asshole creature, as are all cats. Perhaps it might be time for a feline genocide.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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