UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/MagicalBrake

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John ASBOWAAT.png As you speed towards the rocky coast, you yell to Reboz:

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

So Reboz uses his magical brake, which works a bit too well. The raft's speed drops to zero in a mere millisecond.

As stated by Newton's top-secret fourth law of motion:

A body in extreme motion will ignore all three previous laws, because the universe just likes to fuck with you like that. Yes, you, John, in particular.

We won't even try to describe what happened to you next.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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