UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Luigiaracuans

You yell "TSE TUNG!" and Walbro suddenly shows up in his van, with a bunch of Aracuans evidently cramped up in the back, judging from the banging and SLAPPALLAPPAS you can hear. The Aracuans gangrape Luigi and then make you go deaf by SLAPPALLAPPA-ing directly in your ears. You die in a crash due to being deaf.

WALBRO KNOWS NO MASTER BUT HIMSELF

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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