UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/LieToAracuans

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TSE TUNG!
TSE TUNG!
TSE TUNG!
TSE TUNG!
You lie to the Aracuans, claiming that you're on their side. You don't convince a single one of them that you're

WE SEE THROUGH DA LIES! JOHN. U THINKINGS THAT WE CANNOT INTO INTELLECT! BUT NO, WE NOT DA RETARDED MINDLESS HIVEMIND BEINGS!, they all say in unison, ironically.

Could the Aracuans actually be are sentient after all?

But hivemind or not, there is no time to brainwash these birds into forming some sort of alliance; they've already got you surrounded.

Four Aracuans rip you apart by tying themselves to each of your limbs, similar to the ancient art of dismemberment by horses. Good fun that was!


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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