UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/LeaveSeattle

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You leave Seattle as quickly as you can, ignoring traffic laws completely. You're desperate to get to Ketchikan no matter what!

Now, it won't be that easy. While you have no problem dodging cars and shit, you have a much greater danger to worry about:

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the Omega Nazi Laser Raccoon.

You may have ridden it a little earlier. It's continuing its rampage through the state.


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