UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/KetchiCAN'T
You celebrate how close you've gotten by Ketchikan by:
- Starting a giantbonfire on the island with your moccasin powers, which is quickly put out by a storm.
- Alerting everyone nearby about your celebration, although there is absolutely nobody around to join you.
- Dancing awkwardly.
- Singing a song about Ketchikan (you made the lyrics up as you went!)
KETCHIKAN! GET THERE, MAN! GONNA GET TO THE
KETCHIKAN, GET THERE, MAN! BOUT TO BE IN THE
KETCHIKAN, FUCK IT, MAN! BETTER MAKE IT TO
KETCHIKAN, DOOT DA-DO! GOD, THIS SHIT HURTS!
WHEN I'M IN, KETCHIKAN, IMMA KILL MYSELF
NO MORE WAYS, NO MORE WAYS, I CAN THRILL MYSELF
YOU KNOW WHAT, GUESS I WON'T, FUCKING KILL MYSELF
MAYBE I'LL, DINGADING, DOOPY DOO YAH
KETCHIKETCHIKAN, FUCK IT MAN, I'M ABOUT TO GET TO
KETCHIKAN! IT'S A KETCH-I-KAN, BABY
KETCHIKETCHIKAN, KETCHIKETCHIKETCHI
KETCHIKAN, IMMA FUCK YO BITCHES IN THE
KETCHIFUCKINGKAN, KETCHIKAN, LOTSA SALMON IN THE
KETCHIKAN, WELL I GUESS, THEY, SAY THAT ABOUT
KETCHIKETCHI-FUCK! I JUST STUBBED MY TOE
OW YOW YOW YOW YOW, AND-A NOW, I'M GONNA SAY
FUUUUUUUUCK! MY TOE HUUUUUUUURTS! PLEASE! GOD, MAKE IT STOP! IT'S GONNA FUCKING POP, OH
AAAAAAAAAAAGH! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOP! OH GODDAMN NOT AGAIN, I HATE THIS FUCKING PAIN IT FUCKING
SUCKS..... IT FUC-KING
SUCKS..... IT HURTS SO
MUCH..... IT HURTS SO
MUCH..... MAKE IT TO
KETCHI-*thud*
Your horrible song has attacted bears, grues, and wolves from all over the island. Not only are they super hungry, but they hate your singing, and they all know what the most effective way to stop you from singing is.
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