UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/KelpWinkler

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FEAR ME!!!

You talk about how gay and ugly and retarded and fat Kelpman is, just like Mr. Winkler. You say that he is not "Thinkerer", and that he should go to the moon or a "gay retared place", and that you hope that he "gets some sick".

Kelpman has never even heard of the "Un-Psycho Encyclopedia", so he stares at you in a rather confused manner.

"Is this Under-Cyclic… thing… somehow supposed to be, like, funny?!"

"Because it just sounds like a bunch of shit that ten-year-olds would laugh about, like farting pterodactyls with laser eyes taking over Germany and shit."

You shrug and say to Kelpman… "Actually, that's pretty accurate."

Kelpman strangles you with his seaweed for enjoying such a stupid website.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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