UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/KeepWalking

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You continue on your death march to Prince Rupert, ignoring that "Chanada" place. However, about five seconds later you are intercepted by five Aracuans looking for fleeing mormons.

ARE YOUS OF MORMONS? shouts one of them.

Yeah, are you a- wait, I- shouts the second one.

You idiot, we're not supposed to be blowing our cover this early! says the third one.

If you didn't say that, then neither of these two fucks would know we were here! shouts the second one.

Screw it! We're taking off these dumbass disguises! says the fifth one.