UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/KeepPaddling
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You get back on the water and continue kayaking forward. Well, you've already kayaked 15 miles (like 25 kilometers, I guess) today, so you're fucking tired. Your hands are all blistery and your arms are sorer than they've ever been. You float into the open Prince William Sound, completely unable to move, and you are then encountered by none other than the Horse Kraken. His 32-inch willy is very much a monster itself.
Your resistance only makes his penis harder!
in ways that even I would rather not describe. All I will tell you is that there was quite a lot of blood.
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