UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/KayakLifeboat

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You and some random stranger attempt to escape the sinking ferry in a shitty, strange-looking kayak. However, the strange-looking "lifeboat" is unable to hold the weight of both you and the stranger, so you both drown.


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