UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/KayakJack

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Delightfully moccasinific.

960px-2018-09-20_01_Wide_view_of_Juneau%2C_Alaska_USA.jpgBro, are you crazy? Trying to steal a kayak and paddle it all the way to Admiralty Island... Well, you do it anyway, and you get away with it.

But you quickly tire, so you end up stranded in the middle of the straits of the Alexander Archipelago. A storm soon stirs massive waves up, causing you to capsize and drown.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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