UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/JuneauSleepOutside

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960px-Tongass_Lena_Forest_73b.jpgYou and Dave are forced to share a single sleeping bag out in the woods of Ketchikan. (Now, don't get any ideas, perverts.) Now you have a damp, cold sleep in a damp, cold place.

Your bodies are forced to rub together- wait- fuck. Why are you getting erect? FUCK.

Well, screw it. Time to change your name to George, pronounced "gay orgy".

(Now, DO get any ideas, perverts.)

When you get up in the morning, you may: