UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/JuneauMotel

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The motel.

It's getting dark out in Juneau. You and Dave have both grown used to the mild weather of the Seal Dimension, so as soon as you find a motel, the two of you rush inside for warmth. The locals of Juneau are pretty sick of all the tourists, so the motels are pretty expensive.

Together you and Dave's collective amount of cash adds up to not much more than a hundred dollars- enough to rent a single room.

As a result, the two of you are forced to share a room, and a bed. (Don't get any ideas, perverts.) You and Dave lie on far ends of the bed, whispering "no homo", even while asleep. But subconsciously, the two of you might just be a little gay for each other... maybe.

And of course you end up dreaming about gay sex.

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