UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/JohnsCult

"Hey, at this point I'd rather be dead than alive, anyway!"

You start your own cult, making up its doctrine as you go.

Well, why would I believe all the stuff you say? Why not join me and sacrifice pregnant woodchucks to the Almighty Primal… uhhh… Octo-Clam Thl'Chnakkoh, by drowning them in the Susitna, where the Great Tentacled Bivalvian One Himself lives?

The nude man laughs before telling you: "Actually, I'm interested."

You have suddenly lost your kayak. In its place you find a barely-bound-together book titled:

"THE SACRED LORE OF THL'CHNAKKOH"

You may:

• Read the Sacred Lore of Thl'Chnakkoh