UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Interstate5NoSandals

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960px-Bellingham_Washington_facing_west.jpgYou decide to continue on walking the fifth interstate completely barefoot. Which is a bit of a stupid idea, I might add. You see, this part of the road has a certain tendency to melt completely at random, submerging anyone not wearing the proper footwear into it and solidifying them. It's why you haven't been ran over yet: all the cars have sunk into the asphalt. And soon enough, you have as well.


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