UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/InlineSkates

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wow. just... wow.

The only inline skates in stock are seemingly way too small for you, but you buy them anyway. This causes a bunch of issues, like them actually being way smaller than you think they are, you looking ludicrous with them on (you're a full-grown man wearing inline skates made for 7-year olds), and not being able to keep your balance in the slightest.

After falling and struggling to get out of Chanada and onto the road again, you lose your balance at a bad time and fall head-first into the river, making you drown.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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